FORLORN FUNNIES IS A PERIODIC PUBLICATION BY PAUL HORNSCHEMEIER (PRONOUNCED HORNCH-MYER).

THIS SERIES OF PUBLICATIONS COLLECTS SHORT PROSE STORIES, SERIALIZED GRAPHIC NOVELS, DECAPITATED DOG HEAD DIAPERS, MUSINGS ABOUT THE HUMAN CONDITION, AND INDIFFERENT PSEUDO-DEITIES THAT POKE AT THINGS.

PAUL HORNSCHEMEIER LIVES IN EVANSTON, ILLINOIS. APPARENTLY MARLON BRANDO LIVED NEAR THERE ONCE.

MARLON BRANDO HAD A WEIRD FOREHEAD.